Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Birthday ALARM
Actor Dean Cain (Lois and Clark ) is 41.
Actress Susan Flannery (Bold and the Beautiful ) is 64.
Singer-guitarist Daniel Ash (Love and Rockets, Bauhaus) is 50.
Drummer Bill Berry (R.E.M.) is 49.
Actor Wesley Snipes is 45.
Country singer Chad Brock is 44.
Musician Fatboy Slim is 44.
Guitarist Jim Corr of The Corrs is 43.
Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling is 42.
Actor B.J. Novak (The Office ) is 28.
FUN FACT: On this day in 1961, at Fenway Park in Boston, Massachusetts, the first All-Star Game tie in major league baseball history occured when the game is stopped in the 9th inning because of rain.
Monday, July 30, 2007
Celebrity Deathmatch 12: Rob Schneider vs. White Oprah
Remember last week when Rob Schneider went on the Tonight Show dressed as Lindsay Lohan?
Well Momma Lohan was none too pleased and fired off a statement: "We have a great respect for Jay Leno but we are disappointed in the path he chose to allow a guest to make light of a very serious situation concerning Lindsay," Dina told Access Hollywood's Billy Bush.
Now the celebrity bitch fight is in full effect. Rob Schneider told PEOPLE:
"When Mrs. Lohan stops partying with her child, then I'll have an ounce of respect for her."
"I don't care if her parents are both crummy – you cannot blame your parents anymore. She's not a kid. Lindsay, get it together, America will forgive you but you gotta do something positive with your life," Schneider adds. "I hope she does okay but at a certain point, there's so many bigger problems in the world than Lindsay Lohan. I hope she gets her head out of her nice, cute little rear end and finds a life for herself. She's very talented, and a special little actress but there are so many people out there who'd trade positions with her in a heartbeat and use it better than she is."
News FLASH!
Who says news has to be boring? Obviously not the folks at ABC News. Those dirrrrty bastards may have hired a former Playboy playmate!
ABC News sent an e-mail to its employees last week, reminding them that they shouldn't be cruising adult Web sites on company time.
The reason?
"Word got out that one of the summer interns had nude pictures online," laughed an insider over at ABC. "And everyone was trying to find them."
Someone else said the young woman may have posed for a Playboy college issue.
"There are about 70 interns who come through in the summer, so we're not quite sure who the girl is," said the source.
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Birthday ALARM
Actress Jaime Pressly ("My Name is Earl") is 30.
Movie director Peter Bogdanovich is 68.
Singer Paul Anka is 66.
Jazz saxophonist David Sanborn is 62.
Actor Arnold Schwarzenegger is 60.
Actor Jean Reno ("The Da Vinci Code") is 59.
Actress Delta Burke is 51.
Singer-songwriter Kate Bush is 49.
Country singer Neal McCoy is 49.
Actor Laurence Fishburne is 46.
Actress Lisa Kudrow ("Friends") is 44.
Country guitarist Dwayne O'Brien of Little Texas is 43.
Actress Vivica A. Fox is 43.
Actor Terry Crews ("Everybody Hates Chris") is 39.
Director Christopher Nolan ("Memento") is 37.
Actor Tom Green is 36.
Actress Christine Taylor ("The Brady Bunch Movie") is 36.
Comedian Dean Edwards ("Saturday Night Live") is 34.
Actress Hilary Swank is 33.
FUN FACT: On this day in 1975, Jimmy Hoffa disappeared from the parking lot of the Machus Red Fox restaurant in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, a suburb of Detroit, at about 2:30 p.m. He is never seen or heard from again.
Friday, July 27, 2007
Lala Laughing Stalk
Defamer reports that at a screening of the Lindsay Lohan film I Know Who Killed Me, the audience erupted into laughter during a scene where Lindsay’s character gets hit in the face with a shovel-- a scene meant to be terrifying.
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
I'd feel badly for her, however, when you endanger innocent lives by driving a HUGE white GMC truck while drunk and high on cocaine... well, as far as I'm concerned, you're an IDIOT. No sympathy from me my friend.
Birthday ALARM
Singer Pete Yorn is 33.
Actor Jerry Van Dyke (Coach ) is 76.
Actor John Pleshette (Knots Landing ) is 65.
Singer Bobbie Gentry is 63.
Actress-director Betty Thomas (Hill Street Blues ) is 59.
Singer Maureen McGovern is 58.
Actress Roxanne Hart (Chicago Hope ) is 55.
Country guitarist Duncan Cameron of Sawyer Brown is 51.
Country singer Stacy Dean Campbell is 40.
Singer Juliana Hatfield is 40.
Actor Julian McMahon (Nip/Tuck ) is 39.
Comedian Maya Rudolph (Saturday Night Live ) is 35.
FUN FACT: On this day in 1974, Watergate Scandal: The House of Representatives Judiciary Committee voted 27 to 11 to recommend the first article of impeachment against President Richard Nixon: obstruction of justice. DRAMA
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Beyoncetron
It's the fall heard round the world! In case you haven't seen this. She really is a robot.
Birthday ALARM
Actor Jeremy Piven (Entourage ) is 42.
Actor James Best (The Dukes of Hazzard ) is 81.
Singer Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones is 64.
Actress Helen Mirren is 62.
Drummer Roger Taylor of Queen is 58.
Actress Susan George is 57.
Actor Kevin Spacey is 48.
Actress Sandra Bullock is 43.
Singer Wayne Wonder is 41.
Actor Cress Williams (Close to Home ) is 37.
Actress Kate Beckinsale (The Aviator,Pearl Harbor ) is 34.
FUN FACT: On this day in 1991, Paul Reubens, ("Peewee Herman"), was arrested in a Sarasota, Florida theater for exposing himself.
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Denial Denial, I Love You Denial....
For most people, two trips to rehab, a car accident and two incidences involving cocaine found in your property in less than a year would likely be rock bottom. Apparently for Lindsay Lohan, it isn't. After yesterday's DUI her lawyer fired off this statement:
"Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety. Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies. Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed. The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care."
Now here's Lindsay's statement to Access Hollywood's Billy Bush:
"Yes. I am innocent... did not do drugs they're not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin's mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy."
Would you like an extra side order of denial to go with your already extra-denialy denial casserole? It's only an additional 50 cents. Lindsay and her lawyer can't even get their stories straight. Lawyer says Lindsay is an addict. Lindsay says she doesn't do drugs and the drugs aren't hers. She was framed. The drugs weren't hers, she's innocent and now she's going to dedicate her life to finding the REAL owner of the drugs. And let me guess, a ghost entered her body and made her fail the field sobriety test. It was someone else's alcohol in your system too, right. It sucks that she was so coked up and drunk that she forgot about the coke in her pocket and failed to swallow it on the way to the police station. She even sucks at being a crackhead. Since she couldn't go on the Tonight Show they brought in the next best thing - Rob Schneider in drag as Lindsay Lohan. 
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Britney Cares About You And Your Weight
Even though her kids were crying and screaming just inches away, Britney Spears took time to express her concern about the paparazzi this weekend. Using a shame-based technique, she invited them to begin a regimen of healthy diet and exercise. Britney said:
"Hey baby, when are you going to get on a diet? Have you ever tried weight watchers, you fat fuck. Why don't you run, you need to fuckin jog, you pussy. Yeah, run, run bitch."
The thing I don't understand here is that it looks like they pull into the parking lot of a "Beds Etc.," she gets out with a bodyguard, and stands there with her phone allowing them to take a few pictures. All the sudden, the papparazzi just leave. Ain't nuffin to see here, folks!
It's Not Deja Vu!
Lindsay Lohan was busted for DUI again after she was involved in some weird, late-night car chase with an Escalade. Police also found drugs on her...again. There are conflicting reports as to what the white powdery substance really is - opiates or cocaine. Judging by the mug shot pupils my money is on cocaine.
Lindsay had been wearing a non-court ordered alcohol monitoring bracelet which was obviously for attention because really, how is an alcohol monitoring anklet useful if it's not backed up by a court order? It’s missing the element of consequence. Completely. All she had to do was NOT drive. It’s that simple. Bitch belongs on VH1’s Rock of Love:
Birthday ALARM
Actress-singer Jennifer Lopez is 39.
Actor Mark Goddard (Lost In Space ) is 71.
Comedian Gallagher is 61.
Actor Robert Hays (Airplane! ) is 60.
Actor Michael Richards (Seinfeld ) is 58.
Actress Lynda Carter is 56.
Director Gus Van Sant is 55.
Actor Kadeem Hardison is 42.
Actress Laura Leighton (Melrose Place ) is 39.
Actor Eric Szmanda (CSI ) is 32.
Actress Elisabeth Moss (The West Wing ) is 25.
Actress Anna Paquin is 25.
FUN FACT: On this day in 2005, Lance Armstrong won his seventh consecutive Tour de France.
Monday, July 23, 2007
Morrissey Is A Lonely Bitch
I used to love the song, The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get. REMEMBER?!?!? Probably not. Anyhow, Morrissey sang it like 25 years ago. Well, in an attempt to get his name in the tabloids, Morrissey decided to slam Madonna and her newly adopted son, David.
While performing at a PETA benefit show in Norfolk, Virginia, July 9, he dissed, “I wouldn’t be surprised if she made that African boy she adopted into and a coat and wore him for 15 minutes, then threw it away,” presumably blasting Madonna for hopping on the Angelina bandwagon by adopting 21-month old David Banda from Malawi last year.
“In an attempt to trash Madonna, he revealed himself,” a rep for the singer fired back to Usmagazine.com. “What kind of a person could even call up such imagery and words?”
The 411 on Gay Stupid vs. Gay Homo from Matt Damon
Using the phrase, "that's gay" has become an American pastime. Apparently gay can mean both stupid and homosexual, and below, you'll see an example of how one wildly handsome, mildly talented actor, Matt Damon, uses the phrase himself. Please attempt to discern whether Matt means he's gay or stupid. or both...
Matt Damon's interview in the most recent issue of GQ contained this little nugget about what he and Ben Affleck did with their first big paycheck:
"We both bought Jeep Grand Cherokees. It was funny, because Ben and I, we both always wanted a Jeep Grand Cherokee for some reason. That was the car. We always talked about it but never could afford one. So when we suddenly had the money, we each instantly started trying to convince each other to get a different car. We’d say, ‘Hey, have you seen the Explorer? The Ford Explorer is really cool.’ Because we knew it would just be so gay to get the same car."
This story (and Matt Damon) is both gay stupid and gay homo. I guess this isn't the best example, but you get my point!
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Lindsay Got Off
The Los Angeles County District Attorney will not charge Lindsay Lohan with a DUI today after her accident at 5:30am on May 27th, when she lost control of her Mercedes SL-65 and crashed into a curb in Beverly Hills. Lindsay, then 20 years old, was speeding and had nearly twice the legal amount of alcohol in her system. Tests later revealed that Lohan had used cocaine that night, according to Us Weekly. A police spokesman said a "usable amount" of cocaine was found at the scene, but not specifically on Lohan. She fled the scene of the accident and was tracked down at a local hospital receiving treatment for very minor injuries. Lindsay turned herself in yesterday afternoon around 3:00pm and was released in about one hour. She has yet to be charged with a crime, but TMZ says:
In an email to TMZ, the spokesperson for the DA told us to "Check back on Monday."
She went back yesterday and turned herself into police. She was fingerprinted and released on her own recognisance. Honest to God, what the fuck does that mean? No, Lindsay, it's coo! Just go ahead and nearly kill someone. Play it off by going to "rehab" for a few days. Come back and then head to court... where they'll tell you, "Hey, Lindsay. Listen girl, we know you're famous and your life is like REALLY hard. So, I'll tell you what. Enjoy your weekend, and come back on Monday! BTW, can I get your autograph for my little girl? She LOVED you in Parent Trap!"
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Birthday ALARM
Actor Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter movies) is 18. HE'S LEGAL!
Radio personality Don Imus is 67.
Actor Larry Manetti (Magnum, P.I. ) is 60.
Singer David Essex is 60.
Singer-turned-Congressman John Hall (Orleans) is 59.
Actor Woody Harrelson is 46.
Actor Eriq La Salle (ER ) is 45.
Guitarist Slash of Velvet Revolver (and Guns N' Roses) is 42.
Actor Philip Seymour Hoffman is 40.
Model Stephanie Seymour is 39.
Singer Sam Watters of Color Me Badd is 37.
Singer Dalvin DeGrate of Jodeci is 36.
Country singer Alison Krauss is 36.
Actor-comedian Marlon Wayans (The Wayans Brothers ) is 35.
Actor Omar Epps is 34.
Singer Michelle Williams (Destiny's Child) is 27.
FUN FACT: On this day in 1984, Vanessa Williams became the first Miss America to resign when she surrendered her crown after nude photos of her appeared in Penthouse magazine.
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Boys Can Synchronize Too
WAIT...
Before I go.... I found this on Towleroad and had to share.
"While there are certainly adult male synchronized swimming teams, there's little acceptance for males in the sport among school-age kids. That didn't top 16-year-old Kenyon Smith, who acknowledges he was teased for his interest in the sport, from doing his own thing with the Santa Clara Aquamaids as the team's only male synchronized swimmer.
This inspiring clip is from the PBS series The Pursuit of Excellence and features a look at Kenyon's journey."
What's the T Girl?
What is the degaga?
Where have the Celebrity Hijinx bitches been?
Well, one of us is at a conference for work. One of us is without a computer. And, one of us is on vacation until Friday. What's that mean!?
SLOW POSTING.
Be kind. We'll be back soon.
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
YOUR 15 MINUTES: Crazy Floats
Last weekend, Kent Couch settled down in his lawn chair with some snacks -- and a parachute. Attached to his lawn chair were 105 large helium balloons. This dude traveled 193 miles - in a LAWN CHAIR attached to balloons. ARE YOU LISTENING?!
By the way, Kent is a gas station owner. I'm not sure what, if anything, you can infer from that, but I figured you should know.
"When you're a little kid and you're holding a helium balloon, it has to cross your mind," Couch told the Bend Bulletin.
Watch Couch make the shot of the day
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Jon Lovitz Hits Girls
Jon Lovitz roughed up Andy Dick last weekend at a comedy club in California over the murder of their Saturday Night Live colleague, Phil Hartman.
Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose." Lovitz told Page Six, "All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole." That's asshole. We can swear here on Celebrity Hijinx. Fuck what you heard!
Lovitz and Dick have been at war since a 1997 Christmas party at Hartman's house, five months before his troubled wife Brynn flipped out, fatally shooting Hartman, then killing herself. "Andy was doing cocaine, and he gave Brynn some after she had been sober for 10 years. Phil was furious about it - and then five months later he's dead," said Lovitz, adding that when he filled in on Hartman's "Newsradio" sitcom, "I told Andy, 'I wouldn't be here now if you hadn't given Brynn that cocaine.' "
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How To Seduce A Straight Guy
10 STEPS: How to seduce a straight jock in ten steps, from Race You to the Bottom which is released on DVD today!!!
Birthday ALARM
Actor David Hasselhoff is 55.
Comedian Phyllis Diller is 90.
Actor Donald Sutherland is 72.
Actress-singer Diahann Carroll is 72.
Guitarist Spencer Davis of the Spencer Davis Group is 65.
Bassist Geezer Butler of Black Sabbath is 58.
Actress Lucie Arnaz is 56.
Singer Phoebe Snow is 55.
Singer Regina Belle is 44.
Bassist Lou Barlow (Dinosaur Jr., Sebadoh, Folk Implosion) is 41.
Singer Guru of Gang Starr is 41.
Christian singer Susan Ashton is 40.
R&B singer Stokley of Mint Condition is 40.
Actor Andre Royo (The Wire ) is 39.
Actress Bitty Schram (Monk ) is 39.
FUN FACT: On this day in 1955, Disneyland televised its grand opening in Anaheim, California.
Monday, July 16, 2007
This Girl Swallowed JLH
Someone put on a little weight, but I'm not pointing any fingers (as some may mistake them as a biscotti and eat one)Reminds me of a movie that's out in theaters as we speak...
"THUNDER, THUNDER, THUNDER, THUNDER-
I Made It OUT Alive
Holy Fuck.I was in Ptown for the last few days and I literally don't know how I made it back to my house in Boston in one piece. It's literally a shit-show. I drank and smoked more in the last four days than I have since I was a minor! WTF. It's like everything I ever learned flew right out the window and landed on some half-naked homo.
And, ladies... if you have a gay friend that's super totally hot, MOVE ON. He's not into you. Don't try to have sex with him. It ain't right. His boyfriend will get pissed and most likely cut your long-ass hair when you're sleeping. I'm just sayin.
In any case, if you haven't been to Iloveptown.com, you should. My friends are putting this site together, and they take funny pictures. Go check it out.
Birthday ALARM
Actor Corey Feldman (Stand By Me) is 36.
Actor-singer Ruben Blades is 59.
Drummer Stewart Copeland of The Police is 55.
Dancer Michael Flatley is 49.
Actress Phoebe Cates is 44.
Country singer Craig Morgan is 43.
Actor Will Ferrell (Saturday Night Live ) is 40.
Actress Rain Pryor (Head of the Class ) is 38.
Singer-guitarist Ed Kowalczyk of Live (LYV) is 36.
Actor Mark Indelicato (Ugly Betty ) is 13.
FUN FACT: On this day in 2005, the sixth book in the popular Harry Potter series, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince by JK Rowling was released to record sales of 287,564 books per hour in its first 24 hours, making it the fastest selling book in history.
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Guessing Game...
from PageSix:
WHICH hip-hop legend is going to go broke paying child support? Besides his known baby mamas, seven months ago, a member of his entourage gave birth to another child of his, which was the last straw for his girlfriend.
Sean Combs. For those of you who don't know, P. Diddy's babies' momma Kim Porter just left him after twin girls in Dec and 10 years of off-and-on relationship matters. He seriously pays out like tens of thousands of dollars per month per kid.
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
YOUR 15 MINUTES: This Is What Happens When Only Hot Women Are on The News
A Chicago television reporter, Amy Jacobson, left her job after she was caught on video in a swimsuit at the home of a man whose wife is missing. Amy was assigned to the story. Scandal!
Jacobson's attorney, Kathleen Zellner, said she was concerned the media would distort the contents of the tape. "She wasn't fired. There was no drinking. No one was sitting in a hot tub. She wasn't anywhere near him (Craig Stebic)," Zellner said. "(Stebic's) sister invited her to drop by." Jacobson was assigned to cover the disappearance of Stebic's wife, Lisa, who still lived with her husband while the two went through a divorce. No one has been charged in the case, which has generated high interest here since the young mother of two disappeared April 30. Stebic's husband was the last person to see her, but police have said he is not a suspect in the disappearance. On the day she disappeared, Lisa Stebic had mailed off a petition seeking to remove her husband from the home. In the divorce case, she accused him of being "unnecessarily relentless, cruel, inconsiderate, domineering and verbally abusive." Jacobson, leaves behind a staff that includes Marion Brooks, who had to testify last year about her four-year relationship with former Atlanta Mayor Bill Campbell that began when she was an anchor in that city.
The moral of the story: stay away from house of a guy who has an "estranged" wife who happen to be "missing" especially when you're a good-looking reporter who is assigned to the story and especially especially if you're in a halter bikini top. Meanwhile, in related news-scandal news:
In Los Angeles, at Spanish-language Telemundo station KVEA-TV—newscaster Mirthala Salinas was only placed on a leave of absence from her duties earlier this month pending review after it was revealed she had been having an affair with Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, who separated in June from his wife of 20 years. Salinas has covered the mayor, including the news of his separation.
Guessing Game...
all via Gatecrasher:
Which still-young household-name star lost her virginity at 17 to another household-name star after he started dating that other household-name star whom he later married? But you won't see this hookup mentioned in anyone's "A&E Biography": In California, that's statutory rape.
My guess: Initially I thought maybe an Olsen, John Stamos and Rebecca Romijn. Upon further critical reading, it appears as if the underage hookup came before the wedding. John and Rebecca married in 1998 so the timing isn’t right. I’m still take Olsen as the virginity-losing star for 1000.
My guess: Fergie and Josh Duhamel? She’s said she’s super sexual and interested in girls during interviews.
My guess: Al Reynolds.
Do You Speaka Da Engrish?
What do you get when you add the words gigantic + enormous? Ginormous, dumbass!
Merriam-Webster has decided to add the compounded word in the latest edition of the dictionary, along with Bollywood, sudoku and speed dating.
Of course, some smartypants-a-hole-linguistic-conservative (likely republican) professor named Allan Metcalf, a professor of English at MacMurray College in Jacksonville, Il, says that words like ginormous should not be included in the dictionary. "A new word that stands out and is ostentatious is going to sink like a lead balloon," he said. "It might enjoy a fringe existence." Much like his hair.
Check this dude out!! haha
But Merriam-Webster traces ginormous back to 1948, when it appeared in a British dictionary of military slang. And in the past several years, its use has become, well, ginormous.
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Mood Music: Arrested Development
I really felt like hearing this song but it turns out the original video isn't on YouTube sooooo here's the song with some random pictures. Since mood music is mainly about audio, nobody gets hurt right? This is what they did before music videos.
Celebrity Clone: Don't Feel Bad Nicky, Wiener Purses Never Caught On Either
Judging from this picture, Nicky Hilton is clearly Dawn Weiner's long lost sister. Let's home they're planning a "Welcome to the Dollhouse" remake - Nicky might have herself a real job. ..using the term 'real' very very loosely...
Birthday ALARM (cause wakin' up is hard to do...)
Actor Justin Chambers (Grey's Anatomy) is 37.
Actor Tab Hunter is 76.
Ventriloquist Jay Johnson (Soap) is 58.
Actor Bruce McGill (Animal House) is 57.
Singer Bonnie Pointer of the Pointer Sisters is 57.
Actress Mindy Sterling (Austin Powers) is 54.
Actress Sela Ward is 51.
Guitarist Richie Sambora of Bon Jovi is 48.
Singer Suzanne Vega is 48.
Actress Lisa Rinna (Dancing with the Stars,Days of Our Lives ) is 44.
Actress Debbe Dunning (Home Improvement) is 41.
Actor Greg Grunberg (Heroes,Felicity) is 41.
Actor Michael Rosenbaum (Smallville) is 35.
Rapper Lil' Kim is 32.
Rapper Lil' Zane is 25.
FUN FACT: On this day in 1960, To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee was first published.
Anorexia Chronicles: Breaking Up With John Mayer: It Does A Body Good
Happy Birthday to her. I'll have whatever she's having...or I guess not have whatever she's not having. Seriously, can the magic (disappearing) belly fairy stop by and take mine too? Please. Pretty please.
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Wolf Gets Blitzed by Michael Moore
Filmmaker Michael Moore gives Wolf Blitzer a rare "live" piece of his mind on Iraq, Fahrenheit 911, Dick Cheney, and the sponsorship of medical segments on CNN by pharmaceutical companies.
And Moore follows up on his promise to respond to Dr. Sanjay Gupta's "debunking" of some of the facts in Moore's film Sicko.
Blue Cross has issued a memo of internal 'talking points' to respond to the film.
Beyonce Is Either Blind or a Robot
It was all fun and games at the Saint Louis Beyonce concert, until a pyrotechnic fell from the ceiling, injuring two people. The two fans were taken to a local hospital and treated with only minor injuries. After the concert, Beyonce made a quiet visit to the E.R. at Barnes-Jewish Hospital to visit the fans, both of whom were expected to make full recoveries.
The best part of the clip is that Beyonce doesn't even seem to flinch. That bitch is all work and no play. Someone's weave caught on fire, BUT THE SHOW MUST CONTINUE! It reminds me of a clip that circulated the a few years back when Destiny's Child was still together. Michelle - you remember, she was the