New Music: Britney Spears: Gimme More
Ryan Seacrest played an unidentified new song on his show today (it appears to be an unofficial leak and may not even be finished), and now it's streaming over at Perez Hilton. The verdict? Xine and I have decided that this is Britney's comeback song. Agreed?
NOTE FROM XINE: It's NOW available on Brit's myspace.
Stream:> Britney Spears: New Song
Britney Spears
Age: 25
Claim to fame: Multi-millionaire world-famous pop star
Net Worth: Possibly in excess of $100million
Baby Daddy: Kevin Federline – professional sperm donor/unemployed dancer
Parenting Skills:
Dina Lohan
Age: 44
Claim to fame: Pimping out her daughter to the movie industry
Net Worth: Whatever she makes off her daughter's dying career
Baby daddy: Michael Lohan – serial felon, substance abuser, now works for God
Parenting Skills:
Holly Schnobrich
Age: 24
Claim to fame: Let 5 year old drive
Net Worth: Judging from the story, white trash territory
Baby Daddy: unknown
Parenting Skills:
No joke - I woke up this morning thinking "it's really nice that the Anna Nicole top tag has become smaller and smaller." It only took like a year for the drama to die down. Then immediately following that thought, the magical drama fairy swooped down from the sky and dropped the following Larry Birkhead/Howard K. Stern/Dannielynn story onto my lap:
In a stunning and expensive turnaround, OK! magazine yesterday dumped its Anna Nicole Smith poster boy, Larry Birkhead. The glossy was to have featured exclusive coverage of baby Dannielynn's first-birthday party as part of a $1.7 million access deal. But bombshell allegations in a book about Birkhead's custody fight with lawyer Howard K. Stern, set to be released next week, caused OK! to cut the relationship. "My biggest fear is that Larry and Howard may have tricked us all," editor Sarah Ivens said in a statement yesterday. It is strongly rumored that "Blonde Ambition," written by Rita Cosby, will indicate the two men, who both claimed to father the baby, struck a backroom deal. "The newly obtained allegations are detailed, shocking and potentially incriminating," the magazine's publicist said. "It makes it impossible for OK!, in good conscience, to promote this family's highly questionable relationship in our pages."
Larry says OK! is just pissed that he and Dannielynn were on the cover of last week's US Weekly and OK! has been threatening him. I believe that. OK! seems to have a serious case of PMS lately. First they rip apart Britney, now Larry. Meow. On a side note, who didn't think that Larry and Howard had some sort of backroom deal? Not me. I'm sure it involves a lot of money and maybe a little toe tapping. These two are going to exploit that little darling to kingdom come.
“Guys don't like to be told they look nice, pretty, or cute or that they clean up well. We want to feel dirty, rugged, and, most important, that you feel safe when you are in our company. So when your guy finally tries on something that you like, tell him that he looks like James Bond or Tony Montana”
A&P Grocery store chain is suing two brothers for over $1 million. The boys, who are in college, made a parody rap video for school set in the store's produce department. The video, which was made when customers were not in the store and does not include harming actual store veggies, was posted on YouTube where it set off a series of customer complaints leading to the lawsuit. The boys have already been fired from the produce department. They're currently looking for a lawyer.
Here is my favorite controversial produce video:
Recently deceased Hotelier Leona Helmsley left her dog, Trouble, $12 Million. Leona's precious maltese dog was given a trust fund that was made public yesterday. Leon's brother, Alvin Rosenthal, was also given millions and named as Trouble's caretaker. Trouble will also be buried next to Leona in a luxurious mausoleum. The mausoleum must also be steam-cleaned once a year.
Leona left $5 Million each to 2 of her four grandchildren, but they must visit their father's grave site once a year or they don't get a dime. She didn't leave one penny to her other 2 grandchildren for "reasons they are aware of." Damn, I am all about dogs, but this shit is just crazy! I wonder if Trouble got a black AMEX?
Ummmm, maybe someone should tell Miss Spears that it is great if you want to wear your favorite shirt out for a day filled with shopping, but maybe, just maybe include your shirt with some jeans...
After the Bush Library reportedly backed out of a portrait they had commissioned from British artist Jonathan Yeo, the 36-year-old artist went forward with one anyway, a collage created from fragments of 100 porn magazines. The work was unveiled yesterday at London's Lazarides Gallery in Soho.
According to the gallery, "Yeo was commissioned to undertake a portrait of US President George W Bush, but was later told his services were not required. He decided to continue the commission on his own, and Tuesday’s unveiling will reveal the fruit of his labours. In a few weeks time we will be releasing a limited edition screen print of the Bush collage." Oh man, I would hang this in my house any day!
The teenage hacker who managed to unlock the iPhone so that it can be used with cellular networks other than AT&T will be trading his reworked gadget for a new car.
George Hotz, of Glen Rock, New Jersey, said he had reached the deal with CertiCell, a Louisville, Kentucky-based mobile phone repair company. Hotz posted on his blog that he traded his modified iPhone for "a sweet Nissan 350Z and 3 8GB iPhones." "This has been a great end to a great summer," Hotz wrote. The 17-year-old Hotz said he will be sending the three new iPhones to the three online collaborators who helped him divorce Apple Inc's popular product from AT&T's network. The job took 500 hours, or about 8 hours a day since the iPhone's June 29 launch. Hotz made the deal with Terry Daidone, co-founder of CertiCell, who also promised the teen a paid consulting job. "We do not have any plans on the table right now to commercialize Mr. Hotz' discovery," Daidone said in a statement. [source]
Lucky sonofabitch. I'll take apart my stupid pink razr if someone wants to give me a car and a new job. Hell, I'll do a lot more than just take apart a phone. In fact, I'd do just about anything to have someone just give me a new car. Bob Barker was probably my best bet. I guess I'll have to ask Drew Carey now....
I just don’t understand this: why do gay men deny the fact that they’re gay, become public figures that oppose homosexuality and then troll for men in the dredges of society? It makes no sense. Just get over it - accept you’re gay, find a nice gay man, move to
Sen. Larry Craig, R-Idaho, has stepped down from his role in Mitt Romney's presidential campaign after pleading guilty to a misdemeanor charge stemming from his arrest at the
Ooooh, I like a little he said/he said situation early in the morning. Fun. I might actually attempt to believe the Senator if he wasn’t accused doing coke and having sex with mail congressional pages in 1982 and then accused of flirting with a man in
Sen. Larry Craig, R-Idaho:
"Once again, I'm not gay, and I don't cruise, and I don't hit on men. I have no idea how he drew that conclusion. A smile? Here is one thing I do out in public: I make eye contact, I smile at people, they recognize me, they say, ‘Oh, hi, Senator.' Or, ‘Do I know you?' "I've been in this business 27 years in the public eye here. I don't go around anywhere hitting on men, and by God, if I did, I wouldn't do it in
Nope, apparently he just does it on Capitol Hill and a bathroom at the
I'm testing out this new video feature Blogger added with the most adorable video of my baby's first swim. Trust me, she's going to be a celebrity dog one day. I'm a huge stage dog-mom. She's already the most famous pup at the dog park.
Someone is starting to look normal again! 
One time in college I went from brown hair to white blonde to black to brown to white blonde again in like a matter of weeks and then my hair fell out. Seriously, it broke off at about 3 or 4 inches. It was awful. In Brit's case, she probably doesn't even have 3-4 inches of the real stuff. Anyway, does anyone know if it's comeback season yet? I'm really getting impatient.
Here's Miss South Carolina explaining why this occurs:
Lately there has been a number of false leaks of shitty Brit demos but Ryan Seacrest played one this morning and it might be the real deal. I actually don't think it's horrific. I would probably listen to it at home at night with a glass of wine, possibly shave off my hair and then cry myself to sleep. Click here to listen.
Ever wonder what your grandma and grandpa are doing in the bedroom? I know, me either but researchers decided to take a look at the sex lives of senior citizens and they came up with some interesting results:
Many older Americans routinely engage in vaginal intercourse, oral sex and masturbation, a landmark study into a long-taboo subject reported Wednesday. Sexual activity reported among the 3,005 men and women who participated in the survey did decrease with age, particularly among the oldest participants -- from 73 percent among those 57 to 64 years of age to 53 percent among those 65 to 74 years of age to 26 percent among those 75 to 85 years of age. Of those who were active, most said they had sex two to three times a month or more. Among those who said they were sexually active, about half of men and women reported at least one sexual problem that bothered them, including low desire (43 percent), difficulty with vaginal lubrication (39 percent) and inability to climax (34 percent).The most common problem reported by men was difficulty gaining or maintaining an erection (37 percent).About one in seven men (14 percent) said they were using drugs like Viagra to improve their performance. [source]
Ok, there’s something wrong with life when a majority of the senior citizens and their wrinkled parts are getting more action than me. Maybe this is good news for my future though...
In last month's Elle magazine Terrence Howard says "If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go in a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean."
Looking kinda hot in a low-cut silk blouse, Jessica opens up about love, life and gay rights in an exclusive interview in the September issue of FHM, which took place during a recent trip to Paris. Honest to Pete - this girl has gotten more press since she started dating my boyfriend. WTF.
Jessica on bringing sexy back: To be sexy, sexy, sexy is not very interesting on a creative level.”Jessica on gay marriage: “I do not believe anyone has the right to judge you because you like such or such person. Gay marriage should be legal everywhere.”
Actor Jay Mohr is 37.
Actress Vera Miles is 77.
Satirist Mark Russell is 75.
Actress Barbara Eden is 73.
Actor Richard Sanders (WKRP In Cincinnati) is 67.
Country singer Rex Allen Jr. is 60.
Singer Linda Thompson is 60.
Actress Shelley Long is 58.
Singer-actor Rick Springfield is 58.
Actor-producer Mark Hudson is 56.
Singer Julian Casablancas of The Strokes is 29.
FUN FACT: On this day in 1966 - Lunar Orbiter 1 took the first photograph of Earth from orbit around the Moon.
CNN is reporting a 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival. The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it. "There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters. Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans. Dammmmnn, Me thinks Winnie the Pooh likes more than just honey.
We used to have a "Friday Hoff" column a year or two ago and today it's making its Wednesday comeback because Hoff decided to go on America's Got Talent last night and sing show tunes. How gay is that? I need a cocktail. Anyway, here's Germany's top vocalist singing "This is the Moment."
I’m going to assume that working at a waste water treatment plant is a shitty job (pun intended) but researchers just found a way to make it a tad more interesting: giving an entire communities drug tests using just a teaspoon of wastewater from a city's sewer plant. Now don’t get your dirty cocaine-filled panties in a bunch, they won’t be able to single out drug users…as of now. Through this testing they will be able to give an overview of the community drug use - giving federal agents information about the spread and use of drugs. …and give some asshole politician the idea to just arrest a whole community. 
One of the early results of the new study showed big differences in methamphetamine use city to city. One urban area with a gambling industry had meth levels more than five times higher than other cities. Yet methamphetamine levels were virtually nonexistent in some smaller Midwestern locales. One fairly affluent community scored low for illicit drugs except for cocaine. Cocaine and ecstasy tended to peak on weekends and drop on weekdays, while methamphetamine and prescription drugs were steady throughout the week. Sounds like common sense really – I don’t know if you need to play with pee to come up with that. [source]
“I find it funny to watch people patronise me or think I’m dumb because I’m blonde and young. “I know I have a higher IQ than 99% of the brunettes out there. It gives me more of a sense of accomplishment when I achieve things after people have underestimated me.”
I haven't been able to get this song out of my head since I heard it while I was shopping this weekend. Now I'm going to make everyone feel the pain. Enjoy.
A long, long time ago when I was a little girl, mommy and me clothes we generally hideous plaid jumpers from the JC Penney catalog. Fortunately my mom never bought into that crap. Since my childhood, children's fashion has advanced giving the next generations of girls the opportunities to not always look like a 47 year-old sunday school teacher from Missouri. 
On the flipside, girls now have endless opportunities to look like 12 year old American prostitutes.
Paris Hilton, America's favorite coochie-flashing, jailbird, pornstar, socialite heiress, decided to design a woman's line for Kitson...and she has a mini-her in the same dress. I think she just found the only market she hasn't tapped yet. 
I mean really, the only places that dress would be appropriate for a child is in a tap dance recital or a dress-up box. After looking at Kitson's pictures of the collection, the kid is not only wearing the dress...she's also apparently sewing them herself in a back alley LA sweatshop. Truly hideous clothing. It doesn't even photograph well. Seriously, they should've Photoshopped the whole collection. This shirt reminds me of a windsock I made in middle school home ec. class. I bet they sell better quality stuff at Fashion Bug. 
Paris is donating some of the proceeds to LA's Children's Hospital. She's no Paul Newman thought...only 10% of the proceeds from the $70 poly-blend shirts will be going to the hospital.
Kanye West continues to address his heterosexuality, in an interview with the UK's Manchester Evening News:
"Speaking out against hip-hop homophobia, some people were like 'Oh, Kanye must be gay! Look at the way he's dressing! And why would he speak about it? He's a gay rapper'," he notes. "And my whole point is, I wouldn't have spoke on that if I was gay or if I was in the closet. I would have stayed so far away from it. And I'm still homophobic myself to certain extent. You know, I wouldn't go to a gay parade and feel comfortable. I wouldn't ever to a gay club or something and just be chillin' and grab a drink. It's being in the entertainment world, I meet so many different gay people who are actually nice people. Where I came from, Chicago, being black and being a hip-hop artist, we used to really disrespect gay people. And the thing is, we can't get close to them with a 10-foot pole. And I realised, 'wow, how ignorant has this been?'"
Kanye West: The Big Interview [manchester evening news]
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It’s been almost four years since Star Jones Reynolds walked into a hospital and had gastric bypass surgery performed. But after all that time, the defunct ‘View’ co-host is still unclear why she kept it a secret.
“I had always been this girl out there who said I would die fat and happy,” she told ABC’s Diane Sawyer on ‘Good Morning America.’ “What a lie.”
And despite being a bold and often outspoken personality on screen, Star said she needed extensive therapy to start talking openly about her weight loss surgery.
“I wish I could explain what emotionally crippling control is,” she said. “It took me a long time in therapy to be honest with you, to open up.”
Watch part two of the interview with Star on ‘Good Morning America’ Friday.
Actor Sean Penn is 47.
Actor Robert Joy (CSI: NY ) is 56.
Singer Belinda Carlisle is 49.
Guitarist Gilby Clarke (Guns N' Roses) is 45.
Singer Maria McKee is 43.
Drummer Steve Gorman of the Black Crowes is 42
Singer-bassist Jill Cunniff (Luscious Jackson) is 41.
Actor David Conrad (Relativity ) is 40.
Rapper Posdnuos of Del La Soul is 38.
Singer Donnie Wahlberg of New Kids on the Block is 38.
Actor Bryton McClure (Family Matters ) is 21.
Actor Brady Corbet (24 ) is 19.
FUN FACT: On this day in 1998, Monica Lewinsky scandal: US President Bill Clinton admitted in taped testimony that he had an "improper physical relationship" with White House intern Monica Lewinsky. On the same day he admitted before the nation that he "misled people" about his relationship. Ah, the good ol'days!!
HAVE YOU SEEN HER?
Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyed: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier
My dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in
MISSING
If you have any information, please call. All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.
I know I compared Jenna Jameson to Daisy Duck in a previous post but I really have to revisit the issue. While Jenna is falling on the skinnier side of the spectrum, she's not hideously skinny. In fact, I think she might've gained a few....ounces. Now I believe she's trying to blow a kiss in this picture but it appears to just not be working for her. Which is a shame, really, because she's a porn star and that's pretty much a huge part of the job. 
Yone Minagawa, of Japan, kicked it on Monday at the age of 114 leaving Edna Parker, 114, of Shelbyville, Indiana to take over the reign as world's oldest person. At just 5 feet tall and 70 pounds, Parker is still able to walk. She is in good health and enjoys reciting poetry at the Heritage House Convalescent Center where she lives. God bless her. Isn't she the cutest thing?!?!
She was born on April 20, 1893. Weren't they still discovering continents back then? She grew up on a farm before becoming a teacher. She taught in a two-room school in Smithland for several years until she wed her childhood sweetheart and next-door neighbor, Earl Parker, in 1911.The same year, she graduated from Franklin College with a degree in education. But as was the tradition of that era, her teaching career ended with her marriage. She began the arduous life of a farm wife, preparing meals for as many as 12 men who worked on her husband's farm. Parker had two sons, both of whom she has outlived. Sadly, her husband died in 1938.
I called my 87 year old grandmother to tell her about this story and she said "She still walks?!? Amazing. But what's more amazing is the change she's been able to see in society." Reflective little one, isn't she? Anyway, just to put this into context - There were only 22 Presidents before she Edna born. Grover Cleveland took office for the second time the year she was born. Some other nifty things that happened in 1893:
