No news here to report on cause this family is a waste of my time. BUT... I thought it'd be fun to think of some fun drag queen names for that hag on the right there... Ms. Chiseljaw Hogan.1. Seduca Lottamen
2. Ida Slapter
3. Tammy SueNammy
4. Lois Carmen Denominator
5. Thirsy Burlington
6. Anita Cocktail
7. Heda Letus
8. Keesha Myas
9. Sofonda Cox
10. Zsa Zsa Lahore
OMG if you can think of any more, PLEASE tell me! This is too funny!
You had me at Ida Slapter.
ReplyDeleteYou had my math-obsessed boyfriend at Lois Carmen Denominator.
ReplyDeleteThis was fabulous. It took my whole family to come up with these...then we realized some are not really drag queen names (this is apparently therapeutic)
Mike Hunt
Anita Bath
Dr. Phil McCrackin and his esteemed colleague Dr. Phil McCrevis
Iva Cockatoo
Iona Sekstoi
Richard Hertz aka Dick
Kay Wye
Jenna Talia
Leana Ova
Although I'm often creative, I'm not with the drag queen names...when I'm a drag queen someday I want to be Miss Understood. I believe I saw someone with that name on Ricki Lake so that ruined it all.
I knew a girl named Kristy Kiefer and I used to call her Krusty Queafer behind her back. I'm going to hell.
Leana Ova...Ova, dakka dakka
ReplyDeleteHAHA SARAH, i agree! LEANA OVA is too much. and XINE!!!!!!! i was never really sure how to spell queaf, and am often very happy to have never experienced one first hand, or on my hand for that matter. that would be totally weird.
ReplyDeleteWe used to call this girl at Ship "Krusty Klown Underpants" :-)
ReplyDeleteOva was actually at my parents' house when we were writing these so I had to use Ova somewhere!
ReplyDeletexine don't forget Phillip McCrackin's best bud, Ben Dunn.
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