They never learn

Why do these starlets insist on taking naked photos and videos of themselves? Oh, because they're narcissistic imbiciles whose lives don't exist unless they're on film. Oops, I forgot.

Latest in the continuing saga is our own little twig, Nicole Ritchie:

The 'Simple Life' star lost her camera, which allegedly contained nude and semi-nude pictures of her, during a karaoke night at exclusive Hollywood nightclub Guys.

One reveller at the party, which Nicole attended with Lindsay Lohan and Mary Kate Olsen, said: "Nicole had been experimenting and had a memory card full of sexy nude photos of her and a lot of friends. They'd be embarrassed if they got out."

Nude photos of Nicole, Lindsay, and MK? Shudder. No thanks. I don't like pre-pubescent boys. Besides, we've clearly seen it before.

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