My guess: Well, we can definitely rule out our Dino. First of all, I don’t think he’s ever abstained from alcohol. Secondly, the worst thing his drunken ass would do is act a little straight with me....as documented below. While that might worry some, I like it.
Perez Hilton, however -- that's the type of guy who would get totally wasted and displace his ridiculous fugly-fatty rage to innocent randoms via the computer... and steal someone's dildo while he's at it. The queen of all media = the queen of random, bitchy drunken emails.
Perez makes perfect sense considering the stress he must be under due to the law suit. Silly boy...
ReplyDeletePerez was quoted in a magazine I was reading, I believe it may have been Jane and I almost barfed.
ReplyDeletexine, you're right. we are better looking than perez. touche.
ReplyDeleteAs all of our faithful readers know...I've been a little "slow" lately.
ReplyDeleteI love to talk shit about Perez since there are so many shitty things to discuss BUUUUUUT...I'm changing my answer to another bitchy queen. One I actually like: Ted Casablanca.
Teddy C. used to have a lil' drinking problem back in the day and has since remained faithful to the sober life... until now?