Only Because I Wish It Was Me

News of Lance Bass being gay is about as exciting as Aviator glasses. Puke. But this McDonald’s commercial from 2001, dug up by BestWeekEver.tv, shows the *NSYNC boys (and a nearly WT-Free Britney Spears) play spin the bottle. It’s Lance’s turn, and as he freshens up with some Binaca, the bottle stops, much to Lance’s presumed delight, on Justin Timberlake, who was too busy fluffing his fro to want to make out. I presume if it was me, things would have been a little different.

Justin and I are attracted to one another in a really primitive, animalistic way. Honestly.