Pharaoh of Pop

Britney Spears loves her dog “Lacey” so much she wants to follow the example of the ancient Egyptians and be buried with her. The 24-year-old singer-who already has an 11-month-old son, Sean Preston, with husband Kevin Federline-says she can't bear being away from her beloved pet because she misses her so much. She said, "Lacey is just so cute. Mom sometimes looks after her when I'm away but I really miss her." "You know how the Pharaohs used to get buried with things they loved? I want to do that with Lacey. She should be laid to rest with me when the time comes," said Britney. Isn't that the same dog Britney had to give away because her husband said it was him or the dog? [source]

So logistically how does this work – are they just going to save Lacey and throw it’s old, rotten corpse into Britney’s grave in like 60 years? Maybe Britney and Lacey can be buried next to Marilyn Monroe and Paris Hilton's pet goat. Does Britney plan on mummifying Lacey? Maybe when Lacey dies Britney will just bury herself alive. I can see it now – a Britney Spears’ pyramid in Louisiana containing her tomb filled with all the things she loves – her dead dog, flip flops, ripped jeans, Starbucks coffee, chewing gum, trucker caps, ancient “Britney and Kevin 4-ever” hieroglyphics on the wall, greasy hair extensions, some grits and several pieces of really shabby, shabby-chic furniture.

For those who questioned whether this was actually a pic of Jessica Simpson...don't you wish we really still had this problem with Brit? Now the only person we mistake her for is a knocked-up teenager who works part time at Rite Aid to pay for her cigarettes.
Here's the dog: ...and I don't mean the husband or his kid...