Winner of the Weirdest Blog Entry Title: Paris Hilton's Marilyn Monroe Goat Grave

Paris Hilton bought the cemetary plot next to Marilyn Monroe's grave to bury her pet goat.

Do you really want me to continue? The 25-year-old has reportedly booked a plot in Hollywood's Pierce Bros Westwood Village Memorial Park next to her screen idol. It is also alleged that she has booked a gospel choir to perform at a private funeral at Los Angeles' International Church of Christ. A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "It's absolutely disgusting. Paris booked the plot for a 'Billy Hilton' (goat pictured above is not the real Billy Hilton but I suppose she'd dress the goat like this). "Everybody was very understanding because they presumed it was one of her relatives." But it has transpired that it's just an old goat. Normal people are content to bury their pets in the garden and be done with it. But not Paris." This is one of the most prestigious cemeteries in the world, it's not for animals."It should be reserved for superstars." Hollywood legends Truman Capote, Dean Martin and Jack Lemmon are also buried in the cemetery.Paris offended Marilyn fans last month when she told Britain's Guardian Weekend magazine: "I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana."And right now, I'm that icon."

I can see Paris' train of thought somehow jumping from "I'm the newest Marilyn Monroe" to "since I'm the newest Marilyn Monroe I should bury my goat next to her." I assume Billy is the same goat she tried to take on a plane a few years ago. Since this whole terrorist thing happened, I hear goats are the latest carry-ons. No word on whether or not Billy Hilton actually died. Next time Baby Luv should just do us all a favor and eat Paris alive. [source]