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Was Jessica Simpson totally drunk at Sunday's Teen Choice Awards? Why would I surmise such a thing?

Because Lil'Miss Jess approached Britney Spears and asked to kiss Brit's VERY pregnant belly. Why would anyone want to do a thing like that? Her prego belly is way too close to Kevin Federline's penis for any decent woman's liking.

An always-classy Britney Spears replied with "Hell, no!" Pregnancy is a bitch. [source]