Friday, February 09, 2007

More Anna...and More Baby Daddies

I'm probably going to spent most of my upcoming life filtering though the Anna Nicole Smith mania. I'm a little obsessive so instead of having a bunch of random blabbering blogs, I'd like to combine everything into a few accurate, well-researched blogs. This type of organization is how I get through life. Anyway, there's going to be like 9,283,412 conspiracy theories, stories of speculation and regurgitated accounts of the event -- plus we need to multiply that by baby daddy drama and then divide everything by a possible billion dollar inheritance and then multiple that by a fake husband. That's a mess of a math problem. Anyway, I definitely want to provide you with the most information possible without updating every 4.2 seconds. At this point, the autopsy is under way or was recently completed. I'm a big nerd that actually watches live autopsies so I can tell you that you might not have the answers you want for some time (toxicology included). Later this afternoon, we should hear some of the findings. To satiate your need for information, here's a new, interesting posthumous twist to the DNA scandal:

The husband of actress Zsa Zsa Gabor had a decade-long affair with Anna Nicole Smith and may be her daughter's father, he told The Associated Press on Friday. The claim, by Prince Frederick von Anhalt, comes amid a paternity suit over Smith's 5-month-old daughter, Dannielynn. The birth certificate lists Dannielynn's father as attorney Howard K. Stern, but former boyfriend Larry Birkhead is waging a legal challenge, saying he is the father. "If you go back from September, she wasn't with one of those guys, she was with me," von Anhalt told The Associated Press. He said he would file a lawsuit if Dannielynn is turned over to Stern or Birkhead. Von Anhalt, who is Gabor's eighth husband, said he and Smith first met in the 1990s when Smith was still married to elderly oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II. He said Smith approached him and Gabor at the Plaza Hotel in New York. "She was a very big fan of Zsa Zsa and wanted to be like Zsa Zsa," he said. "She wanted to be a princess." He said the two started an affair soon after, meeting over the years in Los Angeles, San Francisco and New York. For much of that time, he said, Smith urged him to make her a princess like his wife. But short of divorcing the actress, he said the only solution would have been adopting Smith. Von Anhalt said he did consider that and even filled out adoption papers, but Gabor refused to sign them. [source]

So let me get this straight...he was sleeping with Anna who wanted him to make her a Princess but he wouldn't leave his wife Zsa Zsa. In order for his mistress to also be a Princess, he was going to legally adopt her but his wife decided against it. Now his dead mistress' daughter might actually be his biological daughter so he might file a lawsuit.. Someone has to make a movie out of this. Even the Lifetime Original people or the writers at Passions couldn’t dream this up this ridiculous storyline.

I was watching CourtTV last night and they reported on this twist and interviewed Prince Whoeverthehell Zsa Zsa. He didn't confirm or deny anything nor did he make sense. After his interview, the lady on CourtTV said that someone's publicist says that this guy is a fraud: not only is he not a real Prince, he just likes to throw himself into major news events. I wish I could be a little clearer but my anxiety medication started to kick in and my brain was a lil' fuzzy. I tried to do a little research today but I couldn't come across anything yet. I kept getting sidetracked by things like the amount of money Celine Dion makes in Vegas and the hotness of Natalie Portman.

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