What Were They THINKING?

Where are their platform boots? It burns my eyes, make it stop!!

Pop Quiz: Sex or Spice

VS.

Question 1:
What confirmed "reunion" would you rather see - the Spice Girls on tour or the Sex and The City girls on the silver screen?

Question 2:
What set of reunited girls will have the most ridiculous outfits?

Question 3:
Which reunion should be set at a senior-living complex?

Bonus Question for +5 Points:
What girl group is in need of ethnic diversity?

BEST DAY EVER: Spice Girls REUNITED

Announced at a press release earlier:
Following weeks of speculation, the Spice Girls are set to make an official announcement to the world regarding future plans on Thursday, June 28. Details regarding the announcement will be released in the coming days,” said the statement, released Friday.

Hags and Gentlemen our prayers have been answered, all these years I have been awaiting to hear those 5 magical voices whispers shitty lyrics into my ears again, and today it happened. Daaannnng Posh looks fierce in this photo, grrr!
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Spice Girls Church Reunion

When I dream about a Spice Girls reunion, which is often, I dream about platform shoes, wild costumes and the five girls dancing around on stage - NOT dully dressed women together at a church. Alas, Ginger Spice had Bluebell Madonna (her baby spice) baptized over the weekend causing an almost-reunion of the girl band. Unfortunately, Scary Spice was too busy trying to jackhammer her way into Eddie Murphy's bank account to attend. So with 4 out of 5 of them in the same church together, does this bring us closer to the long overdue reunion?

For fun, here's a little Then N' Now

This is what the girls used to look like:This is what they look like now: Please, you know they were making fun of Scary's fat bidonk in the parking lot: PS. Baby Spice is actually having a baby. At first I thought she was just really fat.

Celebrity Clone: Attack of the Red Hair (?) Clones

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want - for people to stop thinking it's ok to wear granny boots and leggings. It's not ok. You hear that Lindsay Lohan and Geri Hallwell? I probably should've thrown an Olsen in there too but the top half would be all wrong. Seriously, if I could keep track of Lohan's hair color, I might confuse her with Ginger Spice in this picture.