AFTERNOON TIDBITS

• Kanye West looks like JESUS! [Yahoo]
• Kiki Dumpster goes shoppin for a new outfit! [Just Jared]
• Star Jones is pissed off and threatening to take off her shirt! (jk) [Dlisted]
• Are Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban on or off... or do we even give a shit? [People]
• Don't call it a come back... John Stamos isn't dead afterall! [NY Post]
• Mandy Moore owes me like 20 bucks! [Female First]
• Britney gets help from those pesky paparazzi. Who's complaining now? [Fox]