Grab a Hold of that DICK!

Felicity Huffman, of Desperate Hoodrats, was phenomenal in Transamerica. I must say, there are some HOT BOYS in this movie, and they're nekkid A LOT! Now, i'm not gonna lie and say that i wasn't waiting to see some DICK, but i got more than i was bargining for when in one particular scene, the audience is graced with a shot of Felicity's dick (it's a plastic shaft... haha i said shaft!). HOLY SHIT, this was so shocking and funny and horrible... pass the stoli o please... and make it a double!!

Apparently, she had to learn how to hold this thing... "I had to wear this bottle under my arm and squeeze it. The whole thing was acutally terrifying." She goes on to say, "In hindsight, it's very funny, as I had to take lessons in how to hold Andy (WTF.. it had a name) the right way. I mean, how do you hold him properly when you pee? Which hand do you use?"

Perhaps I could give her a lesson or two on how to hold Andy... A few stoli o's on the rocks, and i'll show her how to do some other FUN stuff with Andy, if you know what i mean!!

[Female First]