I know I Ain't Drunk... But I'm Still Seein' Double

OH NO SHE DIDN'T...

How you gon' wear a dress to the Golden Globes that KiKi Dunst already wore? That twiggy bitch already wore that dress, you trashy hoe... i mean fo real!

OK, fine. It dont' matter, really. She's got Ryan on her arm. Who cares about the dress.

Let's step it up a bit next time though, OK?