It's like they got each other's sloppy seconds...

How’s this for complicated...remember that marriage Britney Spears had? No, not the one to Kevin Federline…the one right before that. You know, in Vegas. With that Jason Alexander guy. The hillbilly kid from Louisiana not the actor from Seinfeld . Remember how she dumped his ass quicker than I can fry a chicken and moved on to some baby-dady stealin where she came up with her new husband, KSPED? This left a pregnant Shar Jackson (who is many’a baby mama) alone with two little chillin’ coming from the unfortunate juice of the Federline. We’ve all heard her sob story over and over and over again.

So, what does a girlfriend to do now? Why not sleep with Britney’s-ex husband/childhood friend. And that’s just what she reportedly did in LA on Saturday night at a birthday party for Ray J (Brandy’s younger brother). The discarded duo teamed up for a juicy, public make out session and then left the party for an upstairs bedroom. They returned an hour later and rejoined the party where I’m sure Shar mumbled under her breath ‘take that you bitch.’ I have four words for this: trashidy trash trash trash. Oh and I have four more words for this: please no sex tape. Britney’s life is playing out worse than a storyline on Passions.