Live Blogging

The Golden Globes is a FEEDING FRENZY of celeb gossip. Everyone was getting trashed last night. If I were famous, you damn right I'd be all over the Golden Globes, getting sauced with every major celeb this side of the Mississippi. Prolly snortin some lines in the bathroom too. Make that a double, pleeze.

I Watch Stuff did some live blogging last night. Check it out.

I have to admit, I was watching intermittently, as I was preparing a FEAST fit for fag and hag, and only after I threw up my dinner, did I have time to fully commit to the Golden Globes. I drank some wine too. DUH. I hardly remember a thang.

Cept for this FUG ASS HOE: