Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner

Boy, I sure love those celebrity dancing-skating-weight loss-boxing bonanzas. There's nothing better than a D-lister taking on some challenge he or she most decidedly should NOT try.
This season, there's no one better than Master P on "Dancing with the Stars." He's no Kelly Monaco, sure, but that guy has some heart. He's not just talking the jive, he's dancing it!