This is seriously the best they could do?

Miss America 2006, Jennifer Berry, was chosen in Las Vegas on Saturday night.

Doesn’t she just look like she’s screaming “I can’t wait to get home to my trailer and tell Billy Bob I won that there talent competition and the big ol’ crown! Oklahoma’s gunna be proud.” Don't spend all your prize money at Wal-mart, honey.

Although I didn't see the actual show I saw the pictures. Most of these bitches looked like Vegas strippers and hillbilly girls with too much make-up.

It makes me want get some pageant teeth and give it a try next year.