You think YOU had a bad night...

Not long after Kiefer Sutherland went on a famous drunken rampage taking out a Christmas tree (which he offered to pay for) in the lobby of a hotel in London where he ended up doing a bizzare breakdancing-ish routing, he just keeps comin’ back for more. According to PageSix, the 24 actor showed up at Ye Rustic Inn in Los Feliz, CA around 9am after a very loooooooooong night at the Drawing Room across the street where he bought a round of shots for his crazy friends. When it was time to pay for the bill he said his wallet was “indisposed” and that “it was stolen” but he’d pay later. Then he started doing karate kicks in the middle of the floor. A star struck patron offered to buy him a few rounds and then he devoured a plate of wings, leaving bones on the floor and NO tip.

Kiefer always makes me feel better about having a rough night. No matter what happens, I know my night will always be better than Kiefer’s. It’s like “oh, you got drunk and spilled a drink down your new shirt? Yeah well Kiefer Sutherland ran through a plate glass window, stole a helicopter and did Riverdance while breaking glass bottles off his head.” My boyfriend once went on a drunken rampage once with Kiefer not too long ago and didn’t come home until the next morning. Although he says it was an innocent, uneventful night as I read these continued reports, I'm left wondering what really happened…