YOUR 15 MINUTES: Pack it up, pack it in..

What did you do the last time you blew out your engine? Go to the garage and have it fixed? Not Matthew Mueller. He came up with a master plan so redneck and so devious...

When the engine of his 1997 BMW blew a gasket or two, Mueller decided to rent a backhoe and bury the car in mud on a tract of land owned by his father. He then called up his insurance agent and claimed some bitch stole that shit! He received a $22,000 check from Progressive…which is probably why my car insurance payment just went up $20 a month.

But you just can’t trust them Ohio natives….someone spilled the beans on Mueller. When Muller got wind of this betrayal, he went into full redneck mode and rented himself another backhoe. While trying to dig the car out, the backhoe sunk in the mud and his neighbors had to come to the rescue and dig him out. Police came shortly thereafter. His ass is in now safely in jail and he owes Progressive $22,000 and $15,500 restitution to the state of Ohio for the cost of recovering the car. Brilliant! I’m just shocked the car was a BMW. Usually people with BMWs have enough money to avoid the whole “bury the car for insurance money” option altogether.