At least they don't call it a beauty pageant...

Just when I thought the Fake Paris Invasion was over I come across this: A contest to see who has a hook nose, bleach blonde hair, wonky eye and flat butt that looks the most like Paris Hilton's. The winner of this unfortunate genetic tragedy gets a measley $5,000. They are also supposed to get a lucrative modeling contract (but I'm not sure how lucrative it can be to look like someone who isn't really a model to begin with). Four other unlucky Casino Fortune winners can get a trip to New York to see Broadway and off Broadway shows and throw an opening pitch for a baseball team I've never heard of.
Casino Fortune Presents the Paris Hilton Look-A-Like Contest One Hot Blond Will Get Lucky and Win the Prize of $5,000.00. As a tribute to Paris Hilton as an international pop culture icon, Casino Fortune (www.casinofortune.com) is holding a Paris Hilton Look-a-Like contest. Casino Fortune President Dennis Rose explains, “Casino Fortune thinks Paris is one of the most fascinating people in the world. She is recognized world wide and everything she does is news. We love the idea of paying tribute to such an ingenious star and we are hoping Paris will become a judge. Who better to judge the #1 look-a-like than Paris herself?” Paris Look-a-Likes will strut their stuff for the judges with the hopes of winning a $5,000.00 prize, a lucrative modeling contract, their own celebrity status and plenty of publicity. The contest will take place in New York City on Thursday April 6th at the newly renovated celebrity hang out Mission. Serving as hosts will be actors, producers and now inventors Chris DePierro and Michael Perri (Celeb. Hijinx says"WHO?!?!?") soon to be seen on the new ABC television show “American Inventor” produced by Simon Cowell. In addition to the Look-a-Like Contest Casino Fortune is running a contest to fly four of its top players to New York for a long weekend that includes hotel, limo service, attending the contest, tickets to Broadway and Off Broadway shows and the home field season opener for the Casino Fortune New York Empire Baseball Team where they will throw out the first ball. To enter the contest women 18 and over may log on at www.casinofortune.com.