Boycotting Bond
Apparently it took some time to shake and stir some James Bond fans after the announcement that Daniel Craig will be replacing Pierce Brosnan as the next James Bond. In a rather delayed fashion, they've launched a website Craig Not Bond asking James Bond fans to boycott the upcoming Casino Royale movie.
I'm calling for James Bond fans to boycott the movie not because Pierce Brosnan isn't in it, but because it's blatantly obvious this movie is going to be a $100-million piece of poo. They have this relatively unknown, greasy-looking, blonde Brit playing Bond, a French girl named Eva Green with yellow teeth as a Bond girl and 'the sexiest man in...Denmark' cast as the villain. Yes, this movie is going to be so bad they had to go to Denmark, the geographically smallest and southernmost Nordic country, to find someone willing to sign on as Le Chiffre. I believe it would be far more entertaining to do anything other than watch this movie....like spend your $9 on crappy, crispy popcorn shrimp from Popeyes Chicken and Biscuits (drive-thru) and eat them while watching the scariness of Teri Hatcher's face on HDTV.
2 comments:
if i can spend my 9 dollars on soy nuggets and flax seed chips from trader joe's and watch terri hatcher, i'm totally IN!
Oh totally, I picked Popeyes shrimp because I think that's about the worst food you could spend $9 on and still have a better time than watching that movie. We would totally do it up Trader Joe's style. :)
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