Britney Catches Kevin in His Man-Panties at Shar's

Celebrity Hijinx is reporting that the National Ledger is reporting that the National Enquirer knows that Britney caught Kevin in his panties at Shar Jackson's house. It's like an old-school Ricki Lake episode and high school gossip brought to you via a game of tabloid 'telephone'.

The story goes a little something like this: Kevin went to visit his "other" kids at Shar's house. Britney tried to call him on his cell phone. When he didn't answer she became suspicious, went into psycho-mode, drove her luxury vehicle over to Shar "I'm famous for Moesha, Britney Spears stealing my man and making weekly comments to US Weekly" Jackson's house...er...um...probably ghetto apartment... and busted in catching Kevin chilling out sans all of the clothing items that go over your underwear. I wouldn't be surprised if she found him on the couch, drinking beer from a can with his hands down his pants.

What was Kevin's excuse: One of the chillin' threw up on his clothes and Shar was washing them for him. Honestly, that must've been some serious projectile vomit to get past his baggy ass shirts and make it to his baggy ass pants. ...I wonder if he had his socks on since he even wears them with flip flops...

Kevin reportedly frantically chased his meal ticket all the way home to their (probably not for long) Malibu mans and eventually convinced her she had overreacted. Just from watching my fair share of Jerry Springer, Passions, Maury and Jenny Jones(those were the days) I'm sure the rest of the story goes like this: Then she freaked out, called her family and friends screaming about what an asshole he is, decided to take him back later that night, smiled, had sex with him for two hours and went back to being miserable...all while using the baby as leverage and making snide comments about Shar. Typical WT. Poor Sean Preston. My how the seasons change...it wasn't too long ago Shar was the pregnant one and Kevin was cheating on her with Britney.

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