Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Britney needs her 'mom license' revoked

Here's more of what Britney had to say to People magazine about her "unfortunate" baby-on-the-lap-while-driving incident:

I love my baby more than anything," she says. "And as unfortunate an experience as this has been for me and my family, if it brings more attention to child safety, then I fully support that."

Forget about state-funded million dollar safety campaigns, according to Britney Spears all we need to do is have her drive around with her baby on her lap to raise public awareness on child passenger safety and the importance of child safety seats. She supports using her fame to put her child in danger to help save other less-famous children. Maybe next she can get all liquored up, drive around in the Ferrari she bought her husband and crash into a telephone pole cutting out Paris Hilton's electricity. Britney can then speak out about the dangers of driving drunk while Paris can speak about the importance of electricity.

2 comments:

dino said...

this is quite possibly the funniest thing i've ever read... can't stop laughing.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA...can't we get rid of Britney Spears? She's skanked up our country long enough. The saddest thing now is that she actually reproduced with someone...damnit!Damn K-feds sperm to hell.