Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Going Bald is the New Hair.

Kelly Osbourne's hair is falling out supposedly because she dyes it too frequently. She had to take a trip to the stylist for expensive extensions before attending the 'Casanova' premiere earlier this week. Kelly, who is now sporting blonde hair, is quoted in Britain's Daily Star newspaper as saying: "It was horrible. Because I've fiddled with my hair over the years, it started falling out in clumps. I had to get extensions for this premiere." [source]

This isn't the first celebrity we've heard about with a little hair loss. Natalie Portman recently enjoyed shaving hers off. I guess it's not so bad when you have a choice to keep your hair or go bald because Ted Casablanca's One Wigged Out Blind Vice ...a skanky, anorexic starlet referred to as Musty Mayhem...is freaking out about losing her hair due to the whole little anorexia bit. Since Kelly Osbourne is well, Kelly Osbourne...it's safe to say she's not the skanky, anorexic Musty Mayhem. Have no fear though just in case you're sick of Kelly Osbourne looking like she does you might not have to very much longer! She stated: "I'm going to get lifted, sucked, tucked and Botoxed until my forehead doesn't move." Good, now call up your mum's surgeon and get started on that, k? In the meantime maybe you can lend a helping hand to your hairless friend.

1 comment:

dino said...

props for finding the UGLIEST picture of that Kelly Osbourne... actually, i dare you to find a picture where she looks good! TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU XINE!