Madge pulled her vag

Did all of Madonna's leotard-wearing contortionist antics cause a hernia? PageSix is reporting that Madge went from the Grammys to Cedars Sinai hospital for hernia surgery. Madge actually made a pit stop at the Ellen show after her Grammy performance where she announced plans for a SUMMER TOUR!!! After the surgery she appeared "pale and had no appetite." At the L.A. Kabbalah Center Friday night, spies said Madge "didn't eat anything . . . and did not lead the prayer after dinner, as she usually does when she comes. She was unusually quiet." Worse, hubby Guy Ritchie was not at her side. A rep for Madonna said, "I have no information." [source]

If she has a hernia and can still dance like she did at the Grammys she's even more amazing than I thought she was before I saw this piece of gossip. I'm 20 years younger than her and hernia-less and I still can't do half of what she does. I'm totally spending an extra hour at the gym tonight.