Paris turned Lamps off!

I guess that eight foot bouquet of flowers with fake butterflies on it wasn't enough to keep Paris' heart and hands on her boyfriend Stavros. At a Brit-Awards after party, Paris tried to tackle soccer hunk Frank Lampard. Paris first tried to get her grubby little hands on him at the Warner Music party, held after Wednesday’s Brits in a grand private home close to Kensington Palace. Frank, who has a child with his girlfriend Elen Rives, had a small chat with Paris and gave her his number and high-tailed it out of Paris' death trap.

This is where the story gets good: Paris then proceeded to go after party-hopping to track him down presumably for a little of what Miss Hilton does best -- give a guy a night in Paris. She then sampled Kanye West’s Cristal champagne-popping celebrations at Movida before finally ending up at the EMI knees-up in the swanky Baglioni Hotel. There she climbed on a table to dance in the darkened club — and to get a better view of the guests. Paris then made her second move of the night on Frank with the only sentence she knows how to formulate in her head: “Hi, you’re here, that’s so hot.” She then told him to stay right there while she ran to the ladies room -- and he sprinted for the door with his friends! Good boy! Bitch is PSYCHO! Paris gets rejected -- what a great birthday present! [source]