Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Beware of Rabid Paris

Watch out boys, she'll chew you up!

A court commissioner has signed off on an unusual restraining order against celebutante Paris Hilton, ordering her to stay at least 100 yards away from an event producer who claimed she threatened him -- unless they're at a party together. [source]

I fear that this will be difficult for Paris, considering that she cannot yet count to 100. And WTF is a "celebutante," anyway? And when is she not at a party?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

debutante - n. - A young woman making a formal debut into society.

celebutante - n. - A young woman making whorish debuts on the society pages