D'oh, you stupid Americans!
The BBC is reporting that more Americans can name the members of the cartoon family, The Simpsons, than they can the freedoms delineated in the First Amendment. Bitch, please, I can name more members of the Joe-Jessica-Ashley Simpson family than I can the freedoms left in W's America. Besides, when's the last time the Bill of Rights was on tv, anyway? If it ain't on cable, I ain't watchin'.
3 comments:
spoken like a true professional... professional what i'm not sure... but it sounded authoritative!
If it's on cable you ain't watchin either!
homer, marge, bart, lisa, maggie, grampa, santa's little helper, & snowball simpson...then theres always apu, krusty, flanders, patty & selma, burns, carl and lenny, chief wiggum, etc. etc. etc.
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