DUCK!!!! INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TMZ is reporting that Naomi Campbell has been arrested this morning!!! THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!

Apparently, this bitch was arrested this very morning after an "alleged assult" took place. The victim, some 41-year-old woman, was struck by, WHAT ELSE, something Naomi threw at her, and she sustained a lasceration to the back of her head.

A rep for Naomi issued this statement:

"We believe this is a case of retaliation, because Naomi had fired her housekeeper earlier this morning. We are confident the courts will see it the same way."

hmm... i wonder if what she threw was a cell phone. I mean, what else does Naomi Campbell carry around with her, aside from a pack of smokes, a lighter, a crack-sack with some sort of amphetamine, and a cell phone?

I'm gonna go with cell phone as my final answer.

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