FASHION FIX: Worst-dressed Oscar women

Number 1: I still for the life of me cannot figure out what the fug Charlize Theron was thinking with this dress. That bow was so unnecessary. I can't decide if it's a Chrismas in March theme, if she was making use of leftover bridesmaid dress from the 80's or if the dress was made out of remnants from a ribbon factory. She can barely keep her head straight because that green birdsnest on her left shoulder keeps getting in the way. With a dress like people are going to start spreading rumors that Ms. Theron doesn't have any friends. Number 2: More like Ewww-ma Thurman. She came in costume as the Ghost of Oscar Nominees Past. I appreciate the fact that she's not glowing fake orange but I'm not really digging the whole 'someone dumped a bottle of baby powder over my head before I left the house' look. Number 3: Helena Bonham-Carter came as a corpse bridesmaid. She has a kid with Tim Burton which, in my world, renders the outfit almost self-explanatory. She's from England and she’s always been a little ‘different’ so the 80’s look and punk rock hair was probably intentional. But, just because you’re from England and you're with Tim Burton, it’s just not ok to wear a blue-ish satin prom dress from Deb and white old lady Payless pumps to the Oscars.