Thursday, March 23, 2006

Hey Gay.

Jake,
For future reference, the behavior shown in the pictures below will most likely NOT stop the Toothy Tile rumors that seem to have a cat's nine lives. The quickest way to dispel gay rumors is to not hug and rub a man in public, k? When you hug and rub a man in public, paparazzi take pictures of it and then crazy people on the internet, like myself, paste all of the pictures together making it look like a big collage of man-love rather than the innocent "hey man, what's up" that it probably was.

2 comments:

M-M-M-Mishy said...

That track suit is doing nothing for his girlish figure.

That being said, I'd still hit that.

Anonymous said...

No matter how masculine he tries to act, he's still a little queen with hips!