Hollywood Smackdown
There's a new grudge match in town: Brooke Hogan, 17 year-old virgin daughter of the Hulk, is taking it to the ring with Ashlee and Jessica Simpson calling both of them "fake." I can’t really figure out where she’s going with this “fake” thing though. I mean I can’t see anything about them that’s fake that isn’t fake on her: fake tan, fake blonde hair, makeup, etc. From the one episode of ‘Hogan Knows Best’ that I watched, it appears as if Brooke might be smarter than the Simpsons and she’s definitely more virginal so Brooke might be able to make fun of their intelligence or call them sluts. But fake? What’s not “fake” about a 17 year-old virgin dressing like a hooker on a red carpet? I hope she straightens up her insults and her look because I want to see her put both of the Simpsons in a headlock at the same time.
5 comments:
as gross and useless as Brooke is, I'll laugh at anyone raggiing on the ridiculously untalented Simpson sisters
i heart brooke....yes, i actually watch hogan knows best and brooke could kick the simpson girls skanny little asses. :-)
skanky
Brooke Hogan should grow up, she's a pretty girl, because I'm sure the Simpson sisters ever said anything about her. I agree with Jess being phony at times, but come on why would Jess say anything about anybody. Now I can see her ugly ass sister talking behind someone else's back!
I wish she would put Ashlee in a permanent sleeper hold. Then I'd never have to get a magazine with her on the cover again. She looks like she got beat with the ugly stick.
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