How desperate?

Every day I feel increasingly sorry for Teri Hatcher. She's 41 years old, she talked about being molested as a child only after George Clooney dumped her, she does interviews about stuff like her experiences with Botox to get media attention, she's looks like she doesn't eat, her acting skills are minimal and she'll probably go broke again once Desperate Housewives bombs. She seems like the type of lady who would curl up in a fetal position, wrap herself in a blanket in a dark room and listen to Portishead's "Sour Times" on repeat singing the lyrics "nobody loves me" over and over and over again. Now, at an all-time low, she's reportedly dating Ryan Seacrest who we all know is a flaming bag of GAY. Part of me wants these crazy, confused kids to work. [source]