Monday, March 06, 2006

Jenny McCarthy's Time to Shine!


And the Razzie Goes To...

Worst Picture: Dirty Love

Worst Actor: Rob Schneider Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (Sony/Columbia)

Worst Actress: Jenny McCarthy, Dirty Love

Worst Supporting Actor: Hayden Christiansen, Star Wars III: No Sith, He's Supposed to be Darth Vader Fox)

Worst Supporting Actress: Paris Hilton, House Of Wax (Warner Bros.)

Worst Screen Couple: Will Ferrell & Nicole Kidman, Bewitched (Sony/Columbia)

Worst Remake Or Sequel: Son Of The Mask, New Line Cinema

Worst Screenplay: Dirty Love, Written by Jenny

Worst Director: John Asher/Dirty Love

Most Tiresome Tabloid Targets:(New Category, Saluting the Celebs We're ALL Sick & Tired Of!) Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Oprah Winfrey's Couch, The Eiffel Tower & "Tom's Baby"

"Wins" per Picture: Dirty Love — 4 "Wins":Worst Picture, Worst Actress,Worst Director, Worst Screenplay

One Award Each: Bewitched (Worst Screen Couple) Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo(Worst Actor) House Of Wax (Worst Supporting Actress) Son Of The Mask (Worst Remake or Sequel) Star Wars, Episode III: Revenge of the Sith(Worst Supporting Actor)

Congrats, kids! The Razzies were probably more interesting than the Oscars.

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