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Paris Hilton has warned Oscar-winning actress Charlize Theron to watch out, as the pair could be battling soon for the same movie roles. The 25 year-old socialite, who previously appeared in the horror film "House of Wax", is confident she shares a similar screen style to Theron. Hilton has no qualms about putting herself in direct competition with Theron. "My acting coach told me I have a similar style of acting to her so we may end up vying for the same parts," she explains. [source]

Isn't that just the funniest thing you've heard all morning? Since I've never seen Charlize Theron look like a dead fish or an emotionless bimbo on screen, I'm pretty sure they're not going to be beating each other down for roles anytime soon. I'm convinced Paris is completely deluded.