Out of Character?

Kevin Smith’s Jersey Girl movie might’ve been a $50 million (or so) bomb but his comments at the University of Pennsylvania the other day were worth a million bucks. The 35-year-old guest speaker slash movie director, best known for cult comedy classics such as “Clerks,” told the crow of over 1,000 students that former heroin addict Nicole Richie once lured former heroin addict Jason Mewes (the talking half of his Jay and Silent Bob characters) into a bathroom for a quickie. He says she “pulled Jay into a bathroom and just sat on him and started going at it." She apparently “had had a few drinks or something," Smith added, before making an unprintable crack about the aftermath of the alleged encounter. During his speech, he also called Reese Witherspoon a “cunt" and said something about asking Selma Blair for her Reese's address so he could "roll up on Weezy Reesey's house and egg that mother­fucker." I'm going to leave that one alone. Richie's spokeswoman, Cindy Guagenti, said: "[Nicole] didn't know his real name till I explained, then said: 'I met him but, ewwwww! Are you kidding me? I've never ever had sex with him. Sure whatever, don’t you remember what Nicole used to look like? I do. He was right up her syringe-filled back alley a few years ago. Too bad Jason Mewes isn’t a cater-waiter or we’d have ourselves one little Jordache Junkie. [source]