SCARY MARY

There's no story behind this picture; she's just signing autographs. It's just amazingly scary with that gold lipstick she's wearing and that hair... oooooof

Sharon did however tell the New York Daily Times that she was done with dating. "You date somebody and three months into the relationship you get the glu and he's so furious, he goes to his front-row seats at the basketball game without you because he doesn't want to be with the person who gets the flu." E-X-C-U-S-E ME?

"I stopped dating about a year ago, and decided to take some tome to heal myself from a variety of traumas, that being one of them."

WTF is she talking about? I assume that while falling down the ugly tree, smacked in the face with branch after branch, the resulting product was this mess of a woman...

Can someone find this Sharon Stone and return her to her regularly scheduled time?

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