Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Sexiest Who in the What?

This is who FHM considers to be the "Sexiest Woman in the World."

Yes, Scarlett Johansson is the sexiest woman in the world and I'm an intern for the Easter Bunny. Don't get me wrong, she's a very pretty girl, but why her? What about Jessica Alba or Adriana Lima? Are they too prude. Could it be that she was naked on that creepy cover of Vanity Fair? Or that Isaac Mizrahi grabbed her golden globes on TV live during the Golden Globes? Or that her boobs often times look like an ass on her chest?

I'm glad to see someone other than Angelina Jolie take the top spot in a "sexy" ranking but I'm sure it was just by default since Angie has a bun in the oven. FHM readers couldn't find a pregnant Angelina Jolie sexy even if she was pregnant with their child and they just went through a long dry spell, a few beers, some cheap tequila shots and a Girls Gone Wild video to get them in the mood. However this really breaks down, I commend FHM for going with a woman who has a natural-looking body. Even though I'm a huge fan of extreme diet makeovers and plastic surgery, 10 year old boy, shoulder blades and plastic are not always so fantastic.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

She looks too Courtney Love.