Too Bad... and OH SO SAD!

Want an invite to the Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Mrs. Hilton? Well, bitch, you can't have one! This year's party, hosted at Mortons in Beverly Hills, will accommodate 500 fewer guest than last year's party, and Rick and Kathy Hilton ain't invited! Page Six reports that "would-be invitees have deluged VF's mobile office at the Beverly Hills Hotel with phone calls, faxes and e-mails begging for admittance." Too bad, SUCKAS! My advice: get on your knees, pucker up those lips, and open wide... you're only chance at a Oscar party now is Elton John's big-gay-bash (that didn't sound right, but u get the idea), which will go head to head with Vanity Fair's notoriously snobby shindig. [page six]