Would you like some fries with your CRAZY?

Crazy sonovabitch!

Ton Cruise is at it again... this time, he got Comedy Central to cancel Wednesday night's rerun of "South Parks" episode, "Trapped in the Closet," which makes fun of Scientology, and shows John Travolta, Tom Cruise, and R. Kelly (who once sang a dumbass song called "Trapped in the Closet") actually all stuck in a closet.

The original episode aired on Comedy Central last November, and was slated to run again this past Wednesday. At the very last minute, the episode was mysteriously pulled. It is believed that Tom Cruise went directly to the executives at Viacom, and threatened to boycott promotion for "Mission Impossible 3" unless the episode was yanked.

Interestingly, Viacom owns both Comedy Central and Paramount, though when they were asked if Mr. Crazy-face-Cruise was responsible, they denied, saying, "In light of the events of earlier this week [Isaac Hayes, voice of the Chef character on South Park quit cause of his affiliation with the Church of Scientology], we wanted to give Chef an appropraite tribute by airing two episodes he is most known for."

Here's what you should have seen Wednesday night...

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