YOUR 15 MINUTES: Big Mama's Beauty School Beatdown

Jared Gipson got one hell of a makeover at Blalock's Beauty College in Shreveport, LA. One of his friends told him the women of the beauty school would be an easy target to rob, but this friend was SO wrong. These bitches beat his ass down!

He apparently busted into the beauty school, yelled "Get down, big mama," made a classroom full of beauty students lay on the floor and pulled out a big, old gun. Guess what? "Big mama," aka school manager Dianne Mitchell, wasn't having any of that and tripped Jared causing him to lose control of his gun. Big mama yelled, "Get that sucker!" and the class grabbed whatever they could -- chairs, curling irons, hair dryers, other beauty school paraphernalia and beat the hell out of Jared. Gipson faced 15 to 104 years in prison for armed armed robbery. If he were sentenced as a habitual offender for having a prior felony conviction, he would've been facing 54.5 to 203 years in prison. He received a 25-year sentence for armed robbery today because his attackers asked the judge to go easy on him. Big Mama's final line: "You can tell any prospective students, Blalock's Beauty College has got your back."

Ok talk about extreme makeover...that's an actual picture of the damage by the way. Clue number one that your plan went a little sour: you come out of a beauty school on a stretcher with a neck brace and your head taped down to the stretcher. From my experiences in life I know a few things...one of those things is to never try to overtake a woman you personally nickname "big mama." The second thing I know is that one man with a gun will most likely not overpower a room full of women who have curling irons and know how to use them. The last thing I know is that generally, a prospective college student’s criteria for a school in no way, shape or form includes knowing whether or not the college “has their back.” I know Big Mama tried and all but I really hope that the school doesn’t pick up that line as a recruitment slogan.

He'll still get more than 25 years of punishment...basically everyone he knows with basic women's rights beliefs will tourment the hell out of him for victimizing a room full of beauty school students and all of his misogynistic friends will tourment the hell out of him for being a pussy and getting beat up by a room full of women with styling tools. Moral of the story: Beauty bitches will beat your ass down if you try to rob them and Jared Gipson can't win.

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