Breaking Break-Up News

Eminem is set to re-divorce his lovely wife Kim. We never saw this coming. Really, I mean, all my breakups have ended in happy reconciliations. Haven't yours?

I'd post a picture and a link to the (excellent) Rolling Stone piece, but I'm on a Mac laptop, and I'm pirating my signal, and since this goddamn machine is from the dark ages, it's pretty freakin' amazing I'm on-line at all. I'll have to leave the details to (the tech-savvy and overwhelmingly handsome) Dino, and (the witty commentator and all-around babe) Xine.