Mr. Unsexy Universe

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the least sexiest of them all? Well, according to the "alternative" Boston Phoenix newspaper website by way of the MSN website, the Unsexiest Man in the World is Gilbert Gottfried. The Phoenix says "The parrot-voiced, pickled-face comic is to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman." How nice of them. I thought maybe it was just because those AFFLACK commercials are totally annoying. I do have to concur that Gilbert Gottfried is pretty damn unsexy.

In a surprising twist, Osama Bin Laden came in number eight while Kevin Federline came in at 99 and Brad Pitt finished up the list as the World's 100th Unsexiest Man (they speculate due to rumors of bad hygiene). I speculate a bunch flaming gay Jennifer Ansiton fans did the voting. Others on the list included: Michael Jackson, Jerry Seinfeld, Ron Howard, Clay Aiken, Roger Ebert, Dr. Phil, Alan Colmes, Nickelback's Chad Kroeger, My Chemical Romance member Gerard Way, and New York Yankee pitcher Randy Johnson.

PS. Men voted on this and I have to say these Boston men have REALLY bad taste to pick Kevin Federline as number 99 only to have Brad Pitt below him. This is the only list Kevin should be at the top of! [source]