Tom and Terri Hatcher should bump uglies.

Tom Cruise is set to appear on the cover of next month's Parade magazine, which features a tell-all article on his relationship with an abusive father...

"He was a bully and a coward - the person where, if something goes wrong, they kick you... it was a great lesson in my life, how he'd lull you in, make you feel safe and then, bang!"

"For me it was like, 'There's something wrong with this guy. Don't trust him. Be careful around him.' There's that anxiety."

In all seriousness, Tom, people are sayin the same SHIZ behind your back too!! Cut it out with the crazy, or your kids'll be talking about you like this someday... Katie... RUN GIRL! GET OUT!

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