Been there, done that.

My mother read the blog the other day and she was like "you really don't like Paris Hilton, do you?" That was it. No "good blog." "I raised a witty, sometimes-obnoxious daughter." "You have dirty fingers (in place of a dirty mouth since I'm not technically talking)." "Your friends are funny." Just, "you really don't like Paris Hilton." So, in the spirit of me not liking Paris Hilton here's a picture of her with her balls hanging out. Not really but they look like they'd be hanging out if her bathing suit was pulled over to the side. I bet it actually happened shortly after this picture was taken. Anyway, I'm sure you've all seen these pics but Paris somehow managed to perform a nip slip in a bathing suit that belongs in the Golden Girls. Acutally, it's so bad it belongs in the Golden Girls spin-off "The Golden Palace." Anyone remember that? It's where the girls minus Dorothy bought a cheesy hotel in Miami and they had Cheech (of Cheech and Chong, of course!) as the cook and Don Cheadle as the front desk guy... Why does she even bother wearing pasties under that?