Droppin' The Kid Off: Part 2
Last night we reported that Britney can't carry a drink and her son at the same time without seriously compromising the safety of both the drink and the child. In photos taken after the incident, Britney appears to be shaken up by the almost wipe out.
The real tragedy in all of this: her outfit.
Nothing makes me want burn my retinas into blindness by staring directly at a solar eclipse more than looking at a pregnant woman wrapped in a backless white doily exposing her black nursing bra and pink thong panties wedged up her ass crack. Forget about dropping her kid, someone needs to drop her off at Pea in the Pod for some new clothes. Britney Spears--your complete pregnant white trash woman. Comes with a removable slutty outfit and a baby. Trailer sold separately.
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is it safe for pregnant women to wear thongs? of course.
is it right for pregnant women to wear thongs? of course.
do i want to see a pregnant woman's thong? NO
Ok, that was a LOL awesome description of the outfit.
I feel bad for her, raising your kid under such intense public scrutiny can't be easy, with everyone just waiting for you to f-up again (and hoping that you do). My own infant flops back like that that all the time when I'm carrying her in one arm, but no one is around taking pictures of it and calling me a bad mother.
Of course the baby on the lap in the car instance was just plain stupid and no excuse for that one. Otherwise I'm prone to cutting her some slack in the mom-dept.
That outfit on the other hand is just unforgiveable.
Coming from one pregnant broad who just said she hoped she wouldn't look like that...OMG, I hadn't seen this. This is apalling. I realized I could NEVER look that trashy even if I was inside of a dumpster.
God forbid I ever have children because I will be dropping them all over the place. I can't even walk on my own now. In flats. I'm just glad there's absolutely NOBODY in this world who chooses to follow me around with a camera. I think I might lay off Britney for a while...it would just be so much easier if she could find a way to support his head or something. I did a masters program in Brain Injury so I'm a little sensitive. Then again, I was dropped on my head when I was a baby and I'm just fine, don't you think?
Sarah, as long as you buy maternity jeans and don't wear pink thongs wedged up your ass you'll be just fine.
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