Thursday, May 04, 2006

Equal Parts Olsen Twins & Ashley Parker Angel

Not that I'm an avid watcher of Disney, though I do occasionally catch a little Raven and also LOVE LOVE LOVE the Halloweentown movies! Don't hate cause you know Halloweentown is way cool, so shut the F*CK up!
Back to these two! 13-year-old twin stars of "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody," (managed by, WHO ELSE, the same entertainment company that helped mold Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Dualstar) are all up in the news these days.
Dylan and Cole Sprouse, aka 'Zack and Cody' have developed, on their own I'm sure, the concept for a new magazine, "Cole." With a mock-up cover featuring a skateborder, these mini-mac-daddys fiddled with their Sidekicks during a meeting with their manager, their publicist and two executives from their licensing company. "I want Code magazine not to be placed anywhere near Popstar, Tigerbeat or M," Dylan said of the magazine for teenage boys the twins are starting up in July. "We want it near Nintendo Power or Mad."
Dualstar, true-to-form, has snagged these two and hopes that one day, they'll be as fucked up as the Olsen twins. They've got everything from computer wallpaper, buddy icons and iron-on transfers of their logo, which are all available for purchase at SprouseBros.com. Posters, calendars, ring tones and video podcasts are also on their way. This will all lead up to the start-up of their magazine, officially called Sprouse Bros. Code, available for $3.99 (which I believe is the going rate these days for someone's CHILDHOOD!)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Somebody should point out to them that the only magazines teenage boys read are SI, and their dads' 1982 Playboys.

Anonymous said...

awh. i actually like these kids. they were the little guy in Big Daddy w/Adam Sandler.

xine said...

Aw. $3.99 is cheap for nintendo-loving pedophiles. Who else is going to buy this shit?

PS. If teenage boys pick up a copy of their dad's 1982 playboy they'll find me on one of the covers.

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