Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Girls Be Droppin' Babies

It's the bad, the worse and the ugly get pregnant week! Yesterday we had Tori Spelling and Britney Spears. Today PageSix is reporting that PR bitch Lizzie Grubman is with child. Just thinking about a baby crawling out of her hoo-ha makes me want to slit my writs with my razr phone. You know that baby's gonna drive right out of her vagina in an SUV, drunk, screaming obscenities, plowing down the hospital orderlies, stealing husbands...

Who's next, Donnatella Versace? Martina Navrátilová?
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

She looks like a man, how could she be pregnant. She probably has man parts.

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