Lindsay Isn't Lucky In Love.

It's Monday morning so bear with me...I'm a little rusty.

Lindsay Lohan was supposedly dating Brett Ratner. For those of you who don't know, Brett Ratner is a slimy, not-so-attractive, closer-to-40 than-30 director. If he wasn't a director, he'd be the guy at happy hour that all the girls would try to get away from. With talent like hers, you have to do stuff like that. I know, it's gross.

Last Monday Lindsay decided to drop by unannounced because Brett wasn't returning any of her phone calls. She caught him in bed with the girlfriend he forgot to tell her about, Romanian IMG model Alina Puscau. Alina jumped out of bed and went ballistic. They started screaming at each other and took the fight first into the living room and then out to the driveway while Brett hid in the bedroom. He has balls. Lindsay said she could get Alina deported and left. Yeah, Lindsay Lohan can get someone deported. I believe that as much as when Fabian Basabe says he has diplomatic immunity. I also heard that Brett recently regifted Lindsay with a blanket Zeta Graff gave him. When Linds opened up the blanket there was a "sexy" picture of Graff inside with some kind of message about the blanket should be used to keep him warm when she wasn't there. Not to worry -- Lindsay's vagina is back in business again. She's reportedlly dating Jamie Dornan, Keira Knightley's ex. Pretty soon we're going to be able to do a 6 degrees of Lindsay Lohan except it's going to be people she slept with instead of people she worked with. [source]